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Post by gmcarroll33 on Oct 26, 2024 4:35:16 GMT
My plan is Sunday to ask her some bs and say let’s go get some drinks. Either way I’ll know by then. Interested women aren’t complicated creatures to seduce. Jesus. I can see her swooning now! "Let's go get some drinks" Fuckin' Diddy over here. Yeah I hear the pro tip is to go install her dishwasher as the first move. |
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Post by kingrevolver on Oct 26, 2024 4:35:17 GMT
what are you saying keep at it? It’s a fun cat and mouse game of trying vs doing nothing. It’s the weekend and she’s hot so I’m sure I’m hardly the only guy she might be talking to or going on a date with. It's a fishing metaphor... If she doesn't bite, another one will. Only biting happening in this situation is the pillow that ChristmasCarol33 will be biting when Merlin comes over for a visit. |
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Post by kingrevolver on Oct 26, 2024 4:36:21 GMT
Keep your line in the water GM. This is looking like Flint water... |
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Post by gmcarroll33 on Oct 26, 2024 4:39:43 GMT
Lol QueenRevolver is mega jealous and embarrassed that he bought a bunch of appliances for some 2/10 sloot that was 30+ with dried up eggs and I’m potentially having a success story with a hot 27 year old Colombian or nothing. I really don’t care either way. But an out of shape bald man doesn’t get this kind of attention. Your only hope is a MAGA hat.
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Post by kingrevolver on Oct 26, 2024 4:54:39 GMT
This is very simple. I'm going to give you the steps you need to take because (and you can laugh all you want) I'm used to bangin' hot broads and then walking away. Usually, I'm with women who are 8s or higher. On a bad night, and after a six-pack of Truly, I MIGHT call a 6 or 7. Those nights are rare. My point is that I'm not used to mids like this broad who want their papers, but the same advice usually applies across the board. Anyway...
If you want to amorous congress with this strumpet then you need to do the following:
1. You're a MAGAtard so I'm sure you're used to wearing "Who farted?" or "I'm with stupid --->" shirts, and dowsing yourself with Stetson. She'll be drier than Kolzig's bank account when she sees what she's gotten herself into. Instead, buy a couple of John Varvatos or Polo shirts that compliment you (not the gaudy ones with the big ghetto horse showing), and get some Tom Ford Oud Wood- you need a smoky sandalwood cologne that makes you smell like a man. Leave your chewing tobacco at home.
2. Don't take her to Chili's, but also don't take her to something over-the-top fancy. A charming little Italian Bistro is a good choice.
3. Act casual, relaxed, but at the same time confident.
4. Pay the bill. Leave 30% tip.
Boom. That easy.
As far as how to go about contacting her-
Don't text; call mid-morning. Tell her, "This is what we're doing tonight. I'll pick you up at 6."
Done.
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Post by Jimmy Hoffa on Oct 26, 2024 5:01:04 GMT
This is very simple. I'm going to give you the steps you need to take because (and you can laugh all you want) I'm used to bangin' hot broads and then walking away. Usually, I'm with women who are 8s or higher. On a bad night, and after a six-pack of Truly, I MIGHT call a 6 or 7. Those nights are rare. My point is that I'm not used to mids like this broad who want their papers, but the same advice usually applies across the board. Anyway... If you want to amorous congress with this strumpet then you need to do the following: 1. You're a MAGAtard so I'm sure you're used to wearing "Who farted?" or "I'm with stupid --->" shirts, and dowsing yourself with Stetson. She'll be drier than Kolzig's bank account when she sees what she's gotten herself into. Instead, buy a couple of John Varvatos or Polo shirts that compliment you (not the gaudy ones with the big ghetto horse showing), and get some Tom Ford Oud Wood- you need a smoky sandalwood cologne that makes you smell like a man. Leave your chewing tobacco at home. 2. Don't take her to Chili's, but also don't take her to something over-the-top fancy. A charming little Italian Bistro is a good choice. 3. Act casual, relaxed, but at the same time confident. 4. Pay the bill. Leave 30% tip. Boom. That easy. As far as how to go about contacting her- Don't text; call mid-morning. Tell her, "This is what we're doing tonight. I'll pick you up at 6." Done. Re: #2 Define charming. |
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Post by gmcarroll33 on Oct 26, 2024 5:01:56 GMT
This is very simple. I'm going to give you the steps you need to take because (and you can laugh all you want) I'm used to bangin' hot broads and then walking away. Usually, I'm with women who are 8s or higher. On a bad night, and after a six-pack of Truly, I MIGHT call a 6 or 7. Those nights are rare. My point is that I'm not used to mids like this broad who want their papers, but the same advice usually applies across the board. Anyway... If you want to amorous congress with this strumpet then you need to do the following: 1. You're a MAGAtard so I'm sure you're used to wearing "Who farted?" or "I'm with stupid --->" shirts, and dowsing yourself with Stetson. She'll be drier than Kolzig's bank account when she sees what she's gotten herself into. Instead, buy a couple of John Varvatos or Polo shirts that compliment you (not the gaudy ones with the big ghetto horse showing), and get some Tom Ford Oud Wood- you need a smoky sandalwood cologne that makes you smell like a man. Leave your chewing tobacco at home. 2. Don't take her to Chili's, but also don't take her to something over-the-top fancy. A charming little Italian Bistro is a good choice. 3. Act casual, relaxed, but at the same time confident. 4. Pay the bill. Leave 30% tip. Boom. That easy. As far as how to go about contacting her- Don't text; call mid-morning. Tell her, "This is what we're doing tonight. I'll pick you up at 6." Done. You’re last sentence is spot on. The rest lol from a man that performed like a glorified butler to a 2/10 with no eggs. She already saw me in my MAGA hat and flirted away. Apparently you just don’t know the power it holds with women. Regardless story is real but no awesome update or anything so far. And yes she’s hot but probably bat shit crazy. |
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Post by kingrevolver on Oct 26, 2024 5:10:42 GMT
This is very simple. I'm going to give you the steps you need to take because (and you can laugh all you want) I'm used to bangin' hot broads and then walking away. Usually, I'm with women who are 8s or higher. On a bad night, and after a six-pack of Truly, I MIGHT call a 6 or 7. Those nights are rare. My point is that I'm not used to mids like this broad who want their papers, but the same advice usually applies across the board. Anyway... If you want to amorous congress with this strumpet then you need to do the following: 1. You're a MAGAtard so I'm sure you're used to wearing "Who farted?" or "I'm with stupid --->" shirts, and dowsing yourself with Stetson. She'll be drier than Kolzig's bank account when she sees what she's gotten herself into. Instead, buy a couple of John Varvatos or Polo shirts that compliment you (not the gaudy ones with the big ghetto horse showing), and get some Tom Ford Oud Wood- you need a smoky sandalwood cologne that makes you smell like a man. Leave your chewing tobacco at home. 2. Don't take her to Chili's, but also don't take her to something over-the-top fancy. A charming little Italian Bistro is a good choice. 3. Act casual, relaxed, but at the same time confident. 4. Pay the bill. Leave 30% tip. Boom. That easy. As far as how to go about contacting her- Don't text; call mid-morning. Tell her, "This is what we're doing tonight. I'll pick you up at 6." Done. Re: #2 Define charming. ChristmasCarol33 has no clue how to be charming. Imagine that- she already saw him with his raggedy Trump hat on. LOL I don't care if you're for Trump or Harris- wearing a political hat is a bit trashy. You're screaming, "Look at me," out in public. Cringe. No doubt this Colombian broad is looking for a sucker. ChristmasCarol33 thinks he's charmed her with his Trump hat. I'm dying over here. Let me guess, you make sure to match the color of your casual shorts to your socks? |
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Post by kingrevolver on Oct 26, 2024 5:13:40 GMT
Ha this is some shit. Went to Taco Mac to eat wings and watch football with a group of friends yesterday. As soon as I sat down they told me I was gonna love our waitress that was Colombian that barely spoke a lick of English. She was all about letting me touch her rose tattoo as if I was even remotely interested in it. Hehe my buddy wants me to get married and wrote my number down on the check. Around 3 o’clock today I get a random “Hey it’s Jenifer” text. I flirted a tad and she did back and wanted to know which one I was so I sent her one and got the “mmmmm” response. I have to speak Spanish to her from now on and am a tad rusty. She’s 27 and would be some awesome fun. So let’s get the playbook down of responses and texts as for all she knows I’m just some random dude from the bar. This will probably end up a disaster but it’s fun and I must seduce her and not scare her off over text. This is her. I’m at least getting selfies of this cutie pie ![]() Looks like she belongs in a Donkey show in Tijuana. If this broad wasn't rocking my mic after the first date- see ya! Not worth it. Last thing you want is to get married to this broad. She'll have her papers, and take half your money (which I'm sure isn't much) after two years of marriage. |
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Post by gmcarroll33 on Oct 26, 2024 5:15:12 GMT
ChristmasCarol33 has no clue how to be charming. Imagine that- she already saw him with his raggedy Trump hat on. LOL I don't care if you're for Trump or Harris- wearing a political hat is a bit trashy. You're screaming, "Look at me," out in public. Cringe. No doubt this Colombian broad is looking for a sucker. ChristmasCarol33 thinks he's charmed her with his Trump hat. I'm dying over here. Let me guess, you make sure to match the color of your casual shorts to your socks? All I can say QueenRevolver is that I'm not an out of shape slob like you and have some biceps to go with it and women love the MAGA hat. Nor am I about to try to buy a woman's affection like you. If she didn't love the hat she wouldn't have even reached out.
Perhaps she is looking for a sucker. Should I give her your number bc you've shown nothing but pathetic behavior of blowing all your money on a 2/10 unless you were trolling.
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Post by Jimmy Hoffa on Oct 26, 2024 5:15:31 GMT
You can't wear shorts in Autumn.
Rookie mistake.
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Post by gmcarroll33 on Oct 26, 2024 5:17:04 GMT
Ha this is some shit. Went to Taco Mac to eat wings and watch football with a group of friends yesterday. As soon as I sat down they told me I was gonna love our waitress that was Colombian that barely spoke a lick of English. She was all about letting me touch her rose tattoo as if I was even remotely interested in it. Hehe my buddy wants me to get married and wrote my number down on the check. Around 3 o’clock today I get a random “Hey it’s Jenifer” text. I flirted a tad and she did back and wanted to know which one I was so I sent her one and got the “mmmmm” response. I have to speak Spanish to her from now on and am a tad rusty. She’s 27 and would be some awesome fun. So let’s get the playbook down of responses and texts as for all she knows I’m just some random dude from the bar. This will probably end up a disaster but it’s fun and I must seduce her and not scare her off over text. This is her. I’m at least getting selfies of this cutie pie ![]() Looks like she belongs in a Donkey show in Tijuana. If this broad wasn't rocking my mic after the first date- see ya! Not worth it. Last thing you want is to get married to this broad. She'll have her papers, and take half your money (which I'm sure isn't much) after two years of marriage. Yeah I only had like 300-400k of golf winners at TGF. She would be a lucky girl. I'm not one for comparing money or life to people but would guess my W2 is perfectly fine to a girl. I'll admit I'm running rusty lately and haven't even taken many stabs lately as the odds on BKR kind of suck. |
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Post by gmcarroll33 on Oct 26, 2024 5:17:34 GMT
You can't wear shorts in Autumn. Rookie mistake. I had jeans on |
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Post by kingrevolver on Oct 26, 2024 5:21:19 GMT
ChristmasCarol33 has no clue how to be charming. Imagine that- she already saw him with his raggedy Trump hat on. LOL I don't care if you're for Trump or Harris- wearing a political hat is a bit trashy. You're screaming, "Look at me," out in public. Cringe. No doubt this Colombian broad is looking for a sucker. ChristmasCarol33 thinks he's charmed her with his Trump hat. I'm dying over here. Let me guess, you make sure to match the color of your casual shorts to your socks? All I can say QueenRevolver is that I'm not an out of shape slob like you and have some biceps to go with it and women love the MAGA hat. Nor am I about to try to buy a woman's affection like you. If she didn't love the hat she wouldn't have even reached out.
Perhaps she is looking for a sucker. Should I give her your number bc you've shown nothing but pathetic behavior of blowing all your money on a 2/10 unless you were trolling.
The hat was the reason she reached out. I can hear her talkin' to her girlfriends in Colombia... "Heee a-not very smarty. He liked it the orange payaso in diapers. He e-seee to fool. I have my green card in 6 munth. Take half his muney in a year. Come here girlfriend, america full of suckers!" |
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Post by gmcarroll33 on Oct 26, 2024 5:22:51 GMT
All I can say QueenRevolver is that I'm not an out of shape slob like you and have some biceps to go with it and women love the MAGA hat. Nor am I about to try to buy a woman's affection like you. If she didn't love the hat she wouldn't have even reached out.
Perhaps she is looking for a sucker. Should I give her your number bc you've shown nothing but pathetic behavior of blowing all your money on a 2/10 unless you were trolling.
The hat was the reason she reached out. I can hear her talkin' to her girlfriends in Colombia... "Heee a-not very smarty. He liked it the orange payaso in diapers. He e-seee to fool. I have my green card in 6 munth. Take half his muney in a year. Come here girlfriend, america full of suckers!" See you don't get it. She's not getting shit out of me. I'm just going to have fun with her if possible. I used a cheat code to begin the process with the MAGA hat. We don't all rush to unclog toilets. |
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